You know you are a CP when...

I saw this someplace a little while ago and never posted up here. So here it is, you know you are a CP when...

1. When you start to measure your height in Disney Height.
2. When you realize you gained two pants sizes according to Disney Costuming.
3. When you steal plastic silverware from Taco Bell because you are too lazy to run the dishwasher.
4. When you wait for your next pay check just to buy Ramen noodles.
5. When you dumpster dive instead of buying a $10.00 ironing board.
6. When you say you get off work at 2100 and your roommates know what time you mean.
7. When you know the true meaning of Vista Lay.
8. When you get on a bus for Wal-Mart and instead it takes you to the Florida mall.
9. When you judge people whether they live in Vista or Chatham.
10. When you point with two fingers even "off-stage”.
11. When your cheek bones start to hurt from preserving the Disney Magic.
12. When a true magic moment means a cigarette break or lunch.
13. When Walgreens is the last resort.
14. When you wear a lanyard all the time.
15. When you assume all guys are gay until proven straight.
16. When you eat popcorn three nights in a row because you don’t have enough money for dinner.
17. When you pretend to be friends with someone just because they have a car.
18. When you have to go to Wal-Mart to buy non slip shoes…the ugliest shoes on earth.
19. When the biggest apartment mystery is “Who ate MY Oreos?”
20. When the most annoying question in the world is “When is the three o’clock parade?”